Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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