We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
