It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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