Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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