Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
thus making me awesome and them whores
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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