Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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