I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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