It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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