lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I have tasted many bathrooms
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