i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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