she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
