It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
did i walk over a car last night?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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