But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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