My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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