I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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