Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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