i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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