At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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