dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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