He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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