Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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