ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
As shirtless as possible
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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