We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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