who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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