Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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