Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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