Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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