my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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