the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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