I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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