So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
pray to the hookup gods
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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