Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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