yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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