I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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