I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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