I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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