That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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