Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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