Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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