What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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