Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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