Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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