we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she peed on how many people?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Randomize
