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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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