how can u be prego again
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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