Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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