I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
