At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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