bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just had sex on a roof
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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