Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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